Retired at last. Life begins now.
The leaving party went well. Arrived home in a police car, torn and bloody hands and knees, ruined trousers at 1.45am. Got lost on way home apparently. Police - Are you all right Sir? Me -No, I retired today, partied too well, keep falling over. police -Would you like a lift home Sir? Do you know where you live? Me Thanks very much ect.
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